After watching Liam play soccer for three weeks:
Esther: Why are they always kicking the ball?
With a full mouth during dinner:
Miriam: I can’t answer you. My mouth is full.
Miriam: I have wings, a circle head, a small body, and small legs. What am I?
Me: (after several wrong guesses) What color are you?
Miriam: Whatever color birds are.
Me: Are you a bird?
On a breakfast date with Daddy after eating half her food:
Miriam: You’re not going to cook anymore for the rest of the day, right?
Bill: We’ll still have lunch, supper, and maybe a snack.
Miriam: (looking worried) I can’t eat anymore today! My belly’s already way too filled up with food!
Bill picking on me regarding a time I locked the kids in the van (which Liam doesn’t remember):
Bill: What would you think if someone locked their keys in the car?
Liam: That would be kind of dumb.
Bill: What if they locked their kids in their car?
Liam: I’m not allowed to say that word, but it’s spelled s-t-o-o-p-i-d.