Talking about her younger sibling:
Miriam: I like Josiah a lot, and I like Victoria a little.
Right after Miriam farted:
Liam: That was Miriam and that was cool!
While decorating for Christmas:
Miriam: Do we have any hooks to hang our stockings with?
Miriam: Well what do we do? Do we call the police? Or are they only for catching bad guys?
Liam: Too much syrup is bad for you. You should have powdered sugar instead.
Miriam: Liam is eight which means he’s almost twelve.