After my hair appointment:
Ariana: Did they color your hair?
Victoria: Wait, they have markers there?!
Music to our ears?
Victoria singing a made up tune: My mommy and daddy said when they die I can do whatever I want except disobey.
Josiah: I didn’t put my pants on backwards! I just put my wegs in the wrong holes.
Brilliant new drink:
Victoria: What does Dr. Pepper salt taste like?
Miriam: Am I able to do [math] drills on my own?
Court: Um, no.
Miriam: (grinning) Oh. Right. Because I’m untrustworthy.
Victoria: What’s the Johnsons’ last name?
Stop Growing Up!:
Court: Will you please stay four forever? Please?
Victoria: Yep! But on my birthday I’ll turn five.
It’s all in the DNA:
Bill (to Court): Victoria has your eyes but Josiah has mine.
Josiah: No! Dese are MY eyes!!
I’m a few hours older:
Court: There’s another Courtney Bell in Indiana who was born the exact same day I was!
Ariana: Is she the same age as you?!
You’ll never find them:
Victoria: Guess where my flip flops are! But don’t look under my chair!
Ariana: I’m guessing they’re under your chair.
Victoria (bemused): Oh…
Aiden: (holding up four fingers) Look! I’m three!
Court: (holding up four fingers) Count again. How old are you?
Court: Why do you have that? Isn’t that Victoria’s?
Ariana: (grinning slyly) Because she’s asleep…
When I was a bit under the weather:
Ariana: Say “Get better!”
Josiah: (looking at a toy) Get better!
Ariana: No, say, “Get better” to Mommy.
Josiah: (still looking at toy) Get better to Mommy!