Josiah: Did you know Jesus dies on the cross every time he gets sick?
When Ariana and her friends kept talking through a movie:
Me: Don’t make me Avada Kedavra your butts!
Renne (friend): You’re sometimes really hilarious and sometimes really creepy.
Victoria was looking at toys online for Miriam’s birthday. One toy caught her attention:
V: Whoa! That’s creepy!! Kind of makes me want to have it…
Not correlated at all…:
Esther: I’m not actually close to full. It’s just that my belly hurts.
It certainly works in your favor:
Josiah: Mom loves me a lot because I snuggle with her lots of times.
That’s one kind of reputation:
Liam: I have street cruds now.
Instructing Victoria on how to use a British accent well:
Miriam: You just have to say British stuff like “Bonjour.”
Such a humble apology:
Victoria: I’m sorry I’m such a fast runner.
Esther: Women think snoring is disgusting. That’s why they don’t do it.
Some people just don’t get it:
Miriam: Does anyone know where the 13 Colonies sheet is?
Esther: I don’t know what that is.
Miriam: It’s the 13 Colonies sheet.
Reading stories of Jesus for our Lent tree:
Bill: What does the footstool represent?
Aiden: It’s for standing on to wash our hands!
Letting Josiah try a coffee M&M:
Josiah: Mmmmm!!! Could I try…seven more?
Subtle, Kid. So subtle:
Josiah: Mommy, what’s for lunch? Oh, look! I see a McDonald’s!